Vancation Adventures, Part I: Taking Vanna Grey Where They Spell Her Name Correctly

Canada, that is—where the colour grey is spelt the English way. Especially in British Columbia. 

Vanna and I both felt most at home–and so did Liza, my bike, who got to enjoy this view.

In the week following Memorial Day, The Mate and I had a nice free chunk of days between various commitments and appointments. Perfect timing to introduce Vanna to our favorite portion of North America…starting with a quick visit to the auto glass shop to fix her poor rear window.

I love when The Mate mows the lawn…but this time the mower threw out a chunk of gravel. Owie.

Heading for the eastern portion of the province, we crossed Washington’s Cascades and spent our first night in Twisp, right next to the Methow River.

Vanna’s-eye view of river

Thanks to the window glass, it was late afternoon when we arrived, but also so windy we were just as happy to skip the bike ride we’d normally look forward to there.

Next morning, the Methow got its turn in the sun’s spotlight.
Our campsite above Lake Skaha used to be an apricot orchard, and the poor ol’ trees were still trying to leaf out.

We were happy to finally poke around Penticton, given its reputation as a bike-trail nexus.

They even have special traffic lights for bikes!!

The Kettle Valley River Trail goes right around Okanagan Lake, through town, and up the other shore…

…with fun add-ons like this trestle, traveling through vineyards…

…and this raven, guarding its throne:

Oh, and speaking of guarding: I also met this guy along the path:

when you’re rich enough to own your own house-sized T-Rex

Can I just say, Okanagan Lake is RIDICULOUS? 84 miles long (135 km), 2.5 – 3.1 miles wide (4-5 km)…it just goes and goes and goes. [thanks, Wikipedia]

Who wouldn’t want to sit and look? Pairs of red Adirondack chairs are kind of a Canadian thing. Haven’t looked that one up yet.

Midway up this endless, snaky lake is the town–city?–of Kelowna. It was very close to Ground Zero in last year’s fire, so we were glad to see it seemed to have survived…but we found it too big and trafficky for the vibe we were in. After riding a short piece of rail-trail, we got out of town. (Might go back in a non-Vanna-sized car someday; tons more trail there.)

[Not pictured: Kelowna traffic jam. But also not pictured, to be fair, the 3-foot long gopher snake we met on the bike path.]

Not a car in sight!

Tiny in comparison to the endless Okanagan, Kalamalka is twice as deep (over 400 feet in places) and famously color-changing (colour-changing) thanks to molecules from limestone deposits which are temperature-sensitive. I learned all this from a kiosk I had ridden past last year…but I was still more fascinated by the scenery along the ride.

Like this mama grebe and her grebelings. Greeblings? Greebettes? So CUTE.

The water’s so clear I even found myself taking pictures of fish.

See ’em? Eating size!

But, just as last year, I found myself focused on the parkland across the water, which includes no campgrounds–day use only.

But I want to go over THERE!

Instead, we spent the night in Dutch’s Campground, a funky old place at the head of the lake. Not a park–but for campering, just our speed.

Vanna and Liza chilling by the creek

Next morning broke drizzly but warm, and I was thrilled to finally experience the land across the lake I’d been staring at: Kalamalka Lake Provincial Park.

On the promontory, looking right back at the place from which I’d taken its picture the day before

SO satisfying to finally get in there and hike all through its uppy-downy trails.

Ahhhh.

From Kalamalka P.P. we turned right and headed straight east, reversing our route from last fall. Truth be told, any road driven in Vanna vs. our Toyota feels like a completely different road. (As in, “Who put all these curves and steep downgrades in here?!”)

The steepest downgrade–12 percent!–took us to the ferry across the Columbia. Did this last year, but it still weirds me out, ferrying over a river.

But we also stopped in places we skipped past last year. Like the town of Nakusp (na-CUSP).

Nakusp’s waterfront, along Arrow Lake (aka the Columbia, dammed up). To be fair, everything’s gorgeous in azalea season, right?

Travel Tip: wherever you go in Canada, look for the Information Centres. Even the smallest towns have them, and we’ve always found them to be staffed by the FRIENDLIEST, most helpful folks. Which might be redundant when describing Canadians.

Nakusp Info Centre–look for the yellow “i” on blue background.

At the RV campground in Nakusp, it wasn’t only the people who were friendly.

These gals were ready to hop right into Vanna!

[not pictured: Gretchen cleaning the floormats next morning from what we’d tracked in. Turns out camping around free-range chickens isn’t the best idea.]

Now in the Slocan River Valley, where we’d spent two nights last year, we treated ourselves to an easy walk along the rail-trail, digging the peace.

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