Aventuras Mexicanas con El Esposo y Hijo Dos: Días 9-11, Jalpan y la Sierra Gorda

Leaving the blue waters of La Huasteca Potosina would have been hard, except that we were looking forward to new wonders. Starting with the town of Xilitla, which is famous for the Surrealist Gardens built by an eccentric Englishman almost a century ago.

Eccentric enough for ya?

Since we don’t enjoy standing in line, we decided to view the Gardens from the outside, which was still pretty cool.

Very M.C. Escher. But you aren’t allowed to walk in it, so…I’m not sure we missed much.

Instead, we spent a happy hour meandering through the main town of Xilitla (pronounced Hee-leet-la), which was as colorful as Aquismon, with an even prettier hilltop aspect.

It was a market day–even more colorful!

I found myself wishing I’d brought a bigger suitcase.

That sandy-looking pile on the left is brown sugar, ground from that dark cone in the middle. Mmmm!

Since there were no hikes in Xilitla, we hadn’t made reservations there. So we pushed on, crossing over into the state of Queretaro. To my dismay, while the mountains grew taller, they also grew drier.

And browner. Oh dear.

The main town, Jalpan, looked pretty enough, but…where’s all the green I expected?

Anybody see any waterfalls?

But our rooms, run by the nonprofit Sierra Gorda Ecological Group, cheered me up considerably.

Our only neighbors: hummingbirds, doves, and a group of camping high schoolers.

And walking into town that night, we were equally cheered by Jalpan itself: another well-named Pueblo Mágico.

town plaza

Jalpan went all-out for their “Magic Town” designation, seemed like. Not only was the plaza decorated…

Ay, que precioso

…but each side alley had its own colorful theme.

Why can’t we do this at home?

Oh, and the church wasn’t bad either:

The front is intricately carved. I really should’ve taken close-ups. But you get the idea.

So Jalpan itself stole our hearts. Still, I worried: are we really going hiking in 98 degrees? Turns out, I wasted a good worry. La Sierra Gorda is all about hidden mountain oases.

Ahhhhhh…

Our first hike, along this creek, featured all the blue water we’d been missing. And big ol’ sycamore trees…

And yes! a waterfall.

Let me zoom in a sec on that fan of rock…which, understand, is CREATED by the water itself–a fan-shaped stalactite.

I’m a fan of stalactites, myself!

One wasn’t allowed to swim in this pool, as it’s a habitat for highly endangered axolotls. (Which we didn’t find.) But at the end of the hike…

¡¡¡SÍ!!!

Oh–and another reward: highly cute piggies at the trail entrance.

Even cuter in the video.

Buoyed by our first oasis experience, we ventured out on Day 2…the 102-degree day…with high hopes for lower temps in another cool oasis: El Puente de Diós (Sierra Gorda version, not to be confused with the one in Tamasopo). This hike is famous and sensitive enough that we were required to hire a local guide. And this time, we were also rewarded beyond our wildest expectations.

The hike started similarly to the day before: clear stream, big trees.

Hola, Madre

But soon enough the canyon narrowed.

Keep an eye on that fluted-looking rock, above.

And narrowed further.

Notice that some of those stalactite fans have broken off.

We didn’t realize it at the time, but those rocky fans on either side of the canyon are growing closer to each other with each drop of water than pours down.

Closer…and closer…

Soon we would see just how close those rocky sides could grow. But first…fun with rock faces!

I see a baboon. What do you see?

Soon after this stretch, the canyon opened back up…

…and we started hearing a waterfall roar.

But not just any waterfall. This Bridge of God was…

…awe-striking.

But the most incredible view was from underneath. Here’s looking THROUGH the bridge…

Oh, did those drips feel good!

…but here is looking UP…into the bridge’s belly.

Or whatever body parts you want to call these.

Imagine a roar too loud for conversation.

Hijo Dos noticing that some of God’s pipes seem to be blocked. (You okay, Madre?)

Our guide assured us the water was safe to drink; we took him at his word.

How could you NOT?

No need to swim at God’s Bridge; we were fully cooled by our own awe, all the way back down the trail. Oh, and our guide pointed out this tree, which he said was 800 years old.

Again: we saw no reason not to believe him. Gracias, Ricardo.

On the drive back to Jalpan, as coda to a perfect day, we stopped at the tiniest little lunch spot off the road, run by the tiniest little woman, Doña Mary.

Her kitchen was about the size of this table.

It looked as disgusting as it tasted delicious.

You had me at blue-gray. Gracias, Doña Mary.

Approaching Jalpan, we watched the temp guage in our rental car climb and climb. I’d never seen 40 degrees Centigrade before! Let’s hear it for oases.

Next day, we decided to say goodbye to La Sierra Gorda. Most of it, we found, is inaccessible–a wonderful, thriving natural habitat, but not offering many more hikes than those we’d enjoyed. Not wishing to drive long distances on some INCREDIBLY twisty roads, we opted to spend our next night back in Tamasopo.

We ate brunch before leaving Jalpan next morning, where I tried one more ingredient new to me: prickly-pear fruit (in a burrito), which they call tuna or tunita.

Fresh, pretty…tastes a bit like okra, without the sliminess!

I just gotta say, Jalpan–you grew on us, big time.

“Oh, alright…I’ll get back in the car…”