Probably I’ve been working too many hours next to an oven this summer, because I’m finding ridiculous amounts of joy in making up foodwords with my colleagues at the bakery. For example…
Prepples = apples prepped for pie
Meatza = obvious
Charden = what everyone’s garden turns into this time of year (unless it’s zucchini, but that doesn’t make a good foodword)
Loafening = making loaves slowly
Strompost = what we call our compost, which is taken home by the family of my colleague, Laura Strom
Plumble = a plum crumble (the best kind!)
Rhuberry Rasbarb Squares

Ready to be turned into plumbles, rhuberry rasbarb squares, and…blue -peach scones…bleach scones? Maybe not. (Photo by Stephanie Smith)
I’m sure there are more, but you get the idea. Your turn now: what foodwords have you or your family invented?